This one is for all my straight guys. I love you. I really, really do, but we need to discuss some heavy myths you have with my people. It’s kind of weird how often these myths come up in conversations, movies, TV shows, and books – perhaps that’s why you think they’re real. But hear it from the horse’s mouth… most, if not all, are total bullsh*t. Let’s start with these:
1. We all flirt with you.
Again, flirting is always going to be judged on the eyes of the man being flirted with. I can easily smile at someone in line at Starbucks no problem, but it’s they who decide to interpret it as flirting or friendly. Maybe you want gay guys to flirt with you, maybe you want to be able to say that all homos flirt with you (giving you a reason to be “uncomfortable” around us). Trust me when I say you’re not that hot.
2. We jerk off to you at night.
There have been plenty of times I’ve jerked it a few with my fellow straight guys in mind, but I’ve also seen some straight men nearly wet themselves after seeing a really nice car on the street – does that mean they want to f*ck it? Probably not.
Again, flirting is always going to be judged on the eyes of the man being flirted with. I can easily smile at someone in line at Starbucks no problem, but it’s they who decide to interpret it as flirting or friendly. Maybe you want gay guys to flirt with you, maybe you want to be able to say that all homos flirt with you (giving you a reason to be “uncomfortable” around us). Trust me when I say you’re not that hot.
2. We jerk off to you at night.
There have been plenty of times I’ve jerked it a few with my fellow straight guys in mind, but I’ve also seen some straight men nearly wet themselves after seeing a really nice car on the street – does that mean they want to f*ck it? Probably not.