Sex is a part of human nature, and boy am I glad it is! You know I love me some good sex, but you might be surprised to know that sex is more than just a release of tension and a display of intimacy. Depending on your likes and preferences, it can be a pretty accurate description of who you are as a person. And let’s face it, we’re all pretty f**ked up so we might as well get f**ked down.
Aren’t you sick of vanilla sex? If you’re married, the last thing you want is to repeat the same moves over and over again like a broken record. Till death do us part, sure, but death might come a little faster than you expected unless you change it up from time to time. Deep down, sex is a mirror. It can reveal to us intimate things we might never have known about ourselves. So let’s talk about it!
1. Man On Top
Depending on whether you’re riding the bull or not says a lot about how you view the world. Do you believe in hard work or not? If you’re the one pulling up a sweat doing that power bottom thang you do, that’s some heavy devotion. But if you’re lying on your back, sure the view might be nice, but help a brother out from time to time! Are you used to having everything being handed to you on a silver platter? It’s clear where the balance of the relationship is. Don’t get me wrong, I love to ride my bull all night long – but I always expect to get something in return. My sweat don’t come free.
2. Missionary
There’s nothing wrong with playing by the rules, but are you letting it get in the way of taking chances? Are you always getting the same kind of drink when you go to a coffee shop? Are you always getting chicken when you go to a Chinese restaurant? Start taking risks. Sure missionary is a very intimate way of looking lovingly into the eyes of your partner, but hey, you already know what he looks like. It’s nice to let intimacy be the top priority in sex, but never let it become a barrier towards new discoveries. Chances are, you like to see the good things in life. Optimistic are you, eh? Well… be careful your optimism doesn’t turn into naivety.
You like to look at yourself not just to see if you’re doing it right, but also… you look damn good. Maybe you should be having sex with yourself then. Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t a bad thing at all. In fact I think it’s quite a turn on, but let’s face it, you want to see what your ass looks like when it’s spread eagle. You probably take it to other levels too like role play, dirty outfits and, dare I say, sex taping. You love to spend your paycheck on hair product and private training sessions, don’t ya? Nothing wrong with that, but make sure you don’t lose track of everything else. Like the guy you’re having sex with… remember him? Yeah.
4. Doggy Style
Let’s face it. We all like to be degraded from time to time, and doggy style is one of the positions that can do it without seeming too tasteless. Whether you’re on the bottom or the top, you love to exist on the far side of the spectrum – whichever case that may be. Not to mention, doggy style can be one of the most painful and pleasurable positions because whoever’s doing the topping is sure to fit All of himself inside, having the leverage to go however fast he wants. Sheesh! Whatever you do, you like to go all the way don’t you? You never half-ass anything in life, nor should you in bed. All that’s missing is a tramp stamp, well, another one at least.
5. Rough Housing
Personally I love a man who pins me down, pulls my arms up above my head and keeps them there while he has his way with me. It’s hot, but it’s hard to tell if we’re having sex or if he’s trying to wrestle. If you’re the one doing the pinning, chances are you’re insecure about your intellect, but not about your body. This ultimately creates a need to try and impress whoever you’re with. On the other hand, it may be a power trip – an attempt to show how manly you can be. Either way you want to be the boss because you’re probably not the “boss” in your daily life, so you’re taking the opportunity now. But who cares, as long as you’re committed, pin away. Dear god. Pin away.
6. Spooning Sex
Spooning does wonders for your self-esteem and anxiety. Anything relating to a fetal position is always going to make you feel warm and fuzzy inside. It doesn’t matter if you’re on top or bottom, spooning can not only be the most comfortable position ever, it can be the most intimate. You want to be close, you want to smell each other, you want the power of friction and contact that nothing else gives, but it also can be a power game. Big spoon vs. little spoon can turn into a psychological competition, but don’t worry, it seldom plays out.
You’re a competitive person aren’t you? You like to show off don’t you? You want everyone to think you know what you’re doing… don’t you? Well when you find a partner that’s your ultimate match, it’s all up from there. Literally. There’s nothing like combining aerobics, weight lifting, yoga, and penetration all in one sexcapade. There are so many options to choose from, but don’t worry, you have all the time in the world. You’re a free spirit so you probably aren’t worried anyway. You’re too busy planning on your next rock climbing adventure or trip to Fire Island.
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Aren’t you sick of vanilla sex? If you’re married, the last thing you want is to repeat the same moves over and over again like a broken record. Till death do us part, sure, but death might come a little faster than you expected unless you change it up from time to time. Deep down, sex is a mirror. It can reveal to us intimate things we might never have known about ourselves. So let’s talk about it!
1. Man On Top
Depending on whether you’re riding the bull or not says a lot about how you view the world. Do you believe in hard work or not? If you’re the one pulling up a sweat doing that power bottom thang you do, that’s some heavy devotion. But if you’re lying on your back, sure the view might be nice, but help a brother out from time to time! Are you used to having everything being handed to you on a silver platter? It’s clear where the balance of the relationship is. Don’t get me wrong, I love to ride my bull all night long – but I always expect to get something in return. My sweat don’t come free.
2. Missionary
There’s nothing wrong with playing by the rules, but are you letting it get in the way of taking chances? Are you always getting the same kind of drink when you go to a coffee shop? Are you always getting chicken when you go to a Chinese restaurant? Start taking risks. Sure missionary is a very intimate way of looking lovingly into the eyes of your partner, but hey, you already know what he looks like. It’s nice to let intimacy be the top priority in sex, but never let it become a barrier towards new discoveries. Chances are, you like to see the good things in life. Optimistic are you, eh? Well… be careful your optimism doesn’t turn into naivety.
3. Mirror Sex
You like to look at yourself not just to see if you’re doing it right, but also… you look damn good. Maybe you should be having sex with yourself then. Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t a bad thing at all. In fact I think it’s quite a turn on, but let’s face it, you want to see what your ass looks like when it’s spread eagle. You probably take it to other levels too like role play, dirty outfits and, dare I say, sex taping. You love to spend your paycheck on hair product and private training sessions, don’t ya? Nothing wrong with that, but make sure you don’t lose track of everything else. Like the guy you’re having sex with… remember him? Yeah.
4. Doggy Style
Let’s face it. We all like to be degraded from time to time, and doggy style is one of the positions that can do it without seeming too tasteless. Whether you’re on the bottom or the top, you love to exist on the far side of the spectrum – whichever case that may be. Not to mention, doggy style can be one of the most painful and pleasurable positions because whoever’s doing the topping is sure to fit All of himself inside, having the leverage to go however fast he wants. Sheesh! Whatever you do, you like to go all the way don’t you? You never half-ass anything in life, nor should you in bed. All that’s missing is a tramp stamp, well, another one at least.
5. Rough Housing
Personally I love a man who pins me down, pulls my arms up above my head and keeps them there while he has his way with me. It’s hot, but it’s hard to tell if we’re having sex or if he’s trying to wrestle. If you’re the one doing the pinning, chances are you’re insecure about your intellect, but not about your body. This ultimately creates a need to try and impress whoever you’re with. On the other hand, it may be a power trip – an attempt to show how manly you can be. Either way you want to be the boss because you’re probably not the “boss” in your daily life, so you’re taking the opportunity now. But who cares, as long as you’re committed, pin away. Dear god. Pin away.
6. Spooning Sex
Spooning does wonders for your self-esteem and anxiety. Anything relating to a fetal position is always going to make you feel warm and fuzzy inside. It doesn’t matter if you’re on top or bottom, spooning can not only be the most comfortable position ever, it can be the most intimate. You want to be close, you want to smell each other, you want the power of friction and contact that nothing else gives, but it also can be a power game. Big spoon vs. little spoon can turn into a psychological competition, but don’t worry, it seldom plays out.
7. Sex Standing Up
You’re a competitive person aren’t you? You like to show off don’t you? You want everyone to think you know what you’re doing… don’t you? Well when you find a partner that’s your ultimate match, it’s all up from there. Literally. There’s nothing like combining aerobics, weight lifting, yoga, and penetration all in one sexcapade. There are so many options to choose from, but don’t worry, you have all the time in the world. You’re a free spirit so you probably aren’t worried anyway. You’re too busy planning on your next rock climbing adventure or trip to Fire Island.
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